Dietician Posts About Working With Sydney Sweeney For Five Years To Sell Her Diet Plans And Promptly Gets Exposed For Lying By Sydney Sweeney

It's me, your loyal Sydney Sweeney reporter back with the latest news. I received a couple messages from my loyal Swifties Sweenies last night to tell me that Nate stole my blog on her performance at the People's Choice Awards, but I can't be that mad at him. I've tried to write a couple Tom Brady blogs when Jerry Thornton was clearing us by hundreds of thousands of pageviews and I wanted to try and close the gap, but it just sits in pending review while I get double published over by Chief who lied about it. Different story for a different time, we're here to cover Sydney! More after the jump..

I'd be remiss not to firstly update you on the coward who tried exposing Big Cat for liking fashion, specifically the dress Sydney wore last night:

Big Cat knows ball. 

Anyway… 

You have to give a slight hat tip to the delusional route this dietician took trying to sell some plans by using this decade's It Girl in Sydney Sweeney. She's a walking viral machine, and I'm pretty sure if you put her name over on-screen text you're going to hit a part of the algorithm you never knew existed. The original post having 70,000 likes kind of confirms that theory, except it seems "Colostrum Lover" has changed her username after the callout from Sydney. Helping her get her "dream role with 5 easy food swaps" sounds like one of those piece-enlargement ads you used to see on the Internet in like 2004.

I don't imagine Sydney is one to sue some low-level dietician for millions of dollars for defamation, but this seems as cut and dry of a case as you can get. I think a viral comment showing your love for Kraft Mac and Cheese is worth more in her eyes though:

I haven't had a box of that in decades but if they sold Sydney's Mac and Cheese in stores I might have to start. Maybe we can get a box or two for the NYC office in place of the ever-so-empty snack closet. We can dream.